The Wit and Wisdom of Hilda Ffinch
The Diary of Lavinia Fox
About Juliet Warrington
Meet The Villagers of
Mrs Agapanthus Crumb
Leader of the militant wing of the Women's Institute of Little Hope.
Can bang out a spotted dick in under an hour.
The Reverend Aubrey Fishwick
Vicar of Little Hope.
Distinguished himself at Passchendaele.
Terribly fond of macaroons.
Miss Agnes Lockheart
The cleaner with a secret past.
Lives in a small flat above the cinema in the High Street.
A bit theatrical.
Evacuee 'from the south'.
Very advanced sort.
Loves Aristotle and reads hieroglyphs terribly well for one so young.
The Hon. Codrington Shagg-Pyle, RN.
Commander of HMS Nancy
Rumoured to have gone down in the Bay of Biscay.
Miss Dee Day
Terribly sensible sort.
Tenant of Mrs Hilda Ffinch, currently typing out her memoirs in lieu of rent.
Knows exactly what to do if the invader comes...
Miss Doris Moon
Munitions factory worker
Expert at the Collegiate Shag
Fancies local butcher Wilf Trotter rather a lot...
Edna The Evacuee
Edna Tebbit, late of Tooting and now resident at The Old Toll House on the Bell End Road.
Hates Woolton Pie.
Little Fanny Fuller
The vicar's housemaid.
Hates dusting, can't pluck a pigeon.
Fancies the vicar's nephew something rotten...
Mr George Cross
Reclusive inventor of 'splendid things that are yet to be'.
Has the hots for the village postmistress.
Likes a bit of rough shag.
Horatio, Lord Shagg-Pyle
Local Lord of the Manor.
Miss June Fox
Spinster sister-in-law of Mrs Lavinia Fox.
Hands like shovels.
Smokes a pipe.
Mrs Lavinia Fox
Old school, former Girl Guide, diarist.
Expensive and racey, a bit like a 1932 Bentley 8 litre Roadster...
Miss May Day
Sister of Miss Dee Day and fellow tenant of Mrs Hilda Ffinch.
Resourceful and imaginative.
Never short of a couple of pollocks from Grimsby Docks.
Olga, Lady Shagg-Pyle
Mysterious madam 'from the east'
(Russia, not Grimsby).
Has a notoriously aggressive pussy...
Master Percy Fishwick
Nephew to the Reverend Aubrey.
Hardy perennial student often to be found fingering 'Fanny By Gaslight' at the local library...
Miss Penny Stamp
Sorter of all things home and colonial.
Has a cat named Smartypants.
Miss Vera Flynn
Likes Johnnie Walker.
Enjoys a good swing herself from time to time..
Miss Victoria Cross
Saturday night warbler in The Cat and Cabbage public house...
Miss Violet Millington
Hardy perennial spinster/house guest at Fox Manor.
Bit of a man-eater.
Likes knitting .
Fancies Winston Churchill.
Mr Wilf Trotter
The Butcher of Little Hope
(NB: He's not a serial killer).
Besotted with Miss Doris Moon...