Mrs Batt Is Utterly Browned Off...

Since the outbreak of war, stockings have been rarer than chicken's teeth in Little Hope and whilst Mrs Batt has never been one to admit defeat she's now nearing the end of her tether.

Apparently, gravy browning is the answer. Mrs Batt is keen to get her leg over (the side of the tin bath) and press on but the burning question remains:

But how much is too much?

Dear Mrs Ffinch

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