Meet The Rev. Aubrey Fishwick!
The Right Reverend Aubrey Fishwick had been the vicar of Little Hope for as long as anyone could remember. Village rumour had it that he was actually so old that he'd fought at Waterloo, although this nugget of information may have had its origins in an altercation with a porter on platform 3 of the station with the same name in 1932. Either way, nobody alive in 1939 had ever come across another vicar in St Candida's vestry and it was pretty much taken for granted that nobody ever would...
(Huge thanks to my best mate Dave for pulling Aubrey off so well)