Meet Lady Shagg-Pyle!
Lady Shagg-Pyle, the wife of local dignitary Sir Horatio, was a woman with a past. Countess Olga Tzitsupski had met her English husband quite by chance on account of her flashing at his regiment during the Seige of Mafeking. Adept at morse code, Sir Humphrey had dutifully decoded Olga's message: "You. You Vis Ze One Eyeglass. I Sink I Luff You." and that had been that, really. There were those, however, who suspected that Olga was not all that she seemed and that Sir Humphrey was in real danger of being grabbed by the Cossacks...
(Many thanks to Tyger, the quintessential Lady Shagg-Pyle!)