God I HATE the heat!

I may have been born in the Sahara but I hate the heat.

Absolutely hate it.

Loathe, detest, despise, abhor (and any other synonyms you care to think of).

I'd far rather live in an igloo.

Anyhow, there was a terribly hot day back home in The Shire a few years ago when even an electric fan in the garden failed to stop me getting stroppy and homicidal in the heat.

The answer?

This.

My brother made me an outfit proving that yes, it is possible to actually wear a Bedouin tent...