Edna had been in there for ages and was now flying the International Distress Signal.
"I think it's the cow heel pie!" she wailed, "Perhaps I should have stopped after my first three helpings!"
"Mrs Fox's cooking, more like!" replied Victoria, "I'll go and get you some more newspaper..."
"Thank you!" squealed Edna, who couldn't see Victoria smirking as she settled down to finish the crossword in the Little Hope Herald...