Updated: Jul 28
Yes indeed! Finally, you can pre-order 'The Wit and Wisdom of Hilda Ffinch' from Amazon (see link below) !
I've test-driven a copy of it myself and, apart from anything else, it appears to be gin-proof. It has one of those lovely matte 'strokey' sort of covers which will enable you to get stuck in anywhere without fear of complete ruination by accidental spillage of the perfect accompanying beverage.
With chapters dealing with (amongst other things) Affairs of the Heart, Fashion on the Ration, Gentlemen's Problems, Getting a Decent Mouthful and Anderson Shelters and Associated Erections, it'll tuck quite snugly into the average stocking - Christmas or otherwise - and will probably fit into a loosely-knitted sock too.
Why not give it a bash? After all, who else is going to help you out with your spotted dick and all-consuming crush on the vicar?
To Pre-order your copy, click the link below: