Blimey, I'm in the paper!

I mean it's not the first time, I was the uber-tall grinning plonker on the back row of the school netball team in the local rag when I was ten and then there was the particularly unflattering pic of me in a Shropshire newspaper when I was a fifteen year old karate fanatic shrieking like a lunatic and launching myself at a terrified photographer. If I kept either eye-rolling article they'll be in the attic, if not then they'll have been turned into paper towels / bog roll or biodegradable paper bags a long time ago.<